Cersei Lannister / Game Of Thrones: Identity Test
ARE YOU CERSEI LANNISTER?
Plz check all that apply.
- You are often totes busy plotting the death of most of your relatives
You drink wine early and often, not unlike a suburban mom
You think everyone around you is a total dipshit and the term “Resting Bitch Face” seems to have originated with you
Your son is an utter, absolute, complete and total dick neck but you love him unconditionally. HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY JK
But your necklines are pretty -on point- girlfriend!
You got that Kiera Knightley mouth with the tiny endearing tooth gap and also that thing where you stick out your bottom teeth when you talk and it’s ~sexy~
Fancy Honey Waterfall Hair
A braid game that would make all of Pinterest / Coachella (Pinchella) collapse in on itself
You ride the No. 8 train – that’s the gross one guys – allllll the way to Funky Town with your TWIN BROTHER on the regular UGHHHHHHH HORK GLORP PUKE
ACTUAL FOOTAGE OF ME WATCHING BRO / SIS SEX SCENE -
- …and if you’re really, truly Cersei Lannister, in the immortal words of Jill DV, you are generally known to be “doin’ too much”.
You keep being weird, girl. It works.